I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green. Consider this... there are two men sitting here before you, and one of them you should be very afraid of.
That’s actually a beautiful pick-up line and if a man ever offered I’d gladly say “Why certainly” And we’d walk off into the distance, him holding my boobs and all would be right.
True story, it’s actually how I convinced her to date me.
This was posted on Saturday the 17th, March, 2012