The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it’s too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it’s too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what others have. The grass is always greener on the other side. I’m a bad man who doesn’t waste time wondering what could’ve been when I am what could’ve been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green. Consider this… there are two men sitting here before you, and one of them you should be very afraid of.Tumblr (3.0; @thestorymyfeettell)http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/872e1b21edcd8311681b7865a5d379da/tumblr_mmcc3kUva21rnprt8o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dripping-adorableness.tumblr.com/post/49831048927/mpr1m3-mpr1m3-r-i-p-i-just-killed-the">dripping-adorableness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mpr1m3.tumblr.com/post/49822625094/mpr1m3-r-i-p-i-just-killed-the-club">mpr1m3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mpr1m3.tumblr.com" title="mpr1m3"> </a></p> <p><em>“R.I.P. I just killed the club!”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>CRYING.</p> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260513220http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260513220Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo9_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo5_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxt9obv6F1qeqh8jo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tigerwhiskers.tumblr.com/post/18239638066/harry-potter-treats-yer-a-wizard-amanda-the-four">tigerwhiskers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Harry Potter Treats</strong></p> <p>Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Caldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.</p> <p>Recipe for sweets <a href="http://www.pastryaffair.com/blog/2011/7/10/harry-potter-treats.html">here</a>. And for <a href="http://www.pastryaffair.com/blog/2011/7/14/butterbeer.html">Butterbeer</a>, <a href="http://www.pastryaffair.com/blog/2011/7/14/butterbeer-cupcakes.html">Butterbeer Cupcakes</a>, and <a href="http://www.pastryaffair.com/blog/2011/7/12/cauldron-cakes.html">Cauldron Cakes.</a></p> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260467686http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260467686Fri, 24 May 2013 19:49:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f22a77a76b2e3cd78b3f1e72f54d7dea/tumblr_mnbbacmK2s1r0xmwpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dancingnakedaroundthefire.tumblr.com/post/51255932947/hiphopogriff-dancingnakedaroundthefire" class="tumblr_blog">dancingnakedaroundthefire</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiphopogriff.tumblr.com/post/51254375110/dancingnakedaroundthefire-hiphopogriff-i">hiphopogriff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dancingnakedaroundthefire.tumblr.com/post/51249060098/hiphopogriff-i-dont-care-that-these-are">dancingnakedaroundthefire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiphopogriff.tumblr.com/post/51233758918/i-dont-care-that-these-are-probably-way-too-big">hiphopogriff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t care that these are probably way too big for mi cara, I think I look fly as shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>You definitely do resemble a fly.</p> </blockquote> <p>DON’T BE AN ARSE</p> </blockquote> <p><img class="rg_i" name="djyI5Zy7z56s_M:" src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfgy-EKcjED666EfuHV11ZhBLGkU6REXWfiA1CfH1nHcvgQ-ssMQ" data-sz="f"/></p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260449093http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260449093Fri, 24 May 2013 19:49:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f08f9cf2d9e2bdc84fb6f7fff27cca6/tumblr_mnbs17Nybl1rn7wqco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260392405http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260392405Fri, 24 May 2013 19:48:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5c4373e56511d2411085a69eee73695/tumblr_mn8tjgjjBz1qb815co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carpr0n.tumblr.com/post/51258799830/rough-around-the-edges-starring-volkswagen" class="tumblr_blog">carpr0n</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Rough around the edges</strong></p> <p>Starring: Volkswagen Jetta</p> <p>(by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/48790344@N05/8184057010">RichieMK4Rich</a>)</p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260361342http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51260361342Fri, 24 May 2013 19:48:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91f50fc5beaa9b697aa367575b0f4dcf/tumblr_mn9054fFUy1roi5yvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carinteriors.tumblr.com/post/51164833003/2013-aston-martin-cc100-speedster-concept" class="tumblr_blog">carinteriors</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2013 Aston Martin CC100 Speedster concept</p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51165694418http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51165694418Thu, 23 May 2013 15:33:35 -0400<p>just thought i&#8217;d share.</p>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51121029838http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51121029838Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fdc233348182179c3eda0b3f36127c4/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/157ec7f88dc9ae338838cfdec74af156/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf82bc7f9d0792d4960a2cf56e854fb4/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de87720ac8c0e61a7bf74d19be85d13b/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f74d75993acc1e501573bc32524f60e4/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a859254b56ddb3bf492b8c76ddd3bab/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cbef52b8ee8c4232b33335bb4f6305b/tumblr_mn7kuwFFIE1qbw2q1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.it8bit.com/post/51077164670/pixels-in-real-life-created-by-acefecoo" class="tumblr_blog">it8bit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Pixels In Real Life</strong></p> <p>Created by <a href="http://acefecoo.deviantart.com/">acefecoo</a></p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120999654http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120999654Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fef007f6302bda263b184ee4495e4f7/tumblr_mn655evDcS1qb815co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carpr0n.tumblr.com/post/51085971341/faster-than-light-starring-saleen-s7-by" class="tumblr_blog">carpr0n</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Faster than light</strong></p> <p>Starring: Saleen S7</p> <p>(by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nbdesignz/8119424807">nbdesignz84</a>)</p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120954708http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120954708Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c83bc6f545908b17b5657f912c9862df/tumblr_mn0rh4PGSI1roi5yvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carinteriors.tumblr.com/post/51086610538/2009-roush-superformance-mkiii-r" class="tumblr_blog">carinteriors</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>2009 </span>Roush Superformance MkIII R</p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120950106http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120950106Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44c4f1cded95e4e964ed5c8d7207b496/tumblr_mn6kyhHAQ11qiwf8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120943414http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120943414Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigfatfuckingbitch.tumblr.com/post/51048525214/brvdleysoileau-how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf">bigfatfuckingbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl">brvdleysoileau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120935900http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120935900Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51018716854/the-blog-of-anne-frank-i-just-realized-that">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-blog-of-anne-frank.tumblr.com/post/48500640941/i-just-realized-that-pun-intended-is-a-pun-on">the-blog-of-anne-frank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry</p> </blockquote> <p>This. Changes. Everything.</p> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120903713http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120903713Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a26b3ed3e7d74a9b69f69daff8f12992/tumblr_mkrg99cvTi1r0ufaco1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86de99034ee9313e77132463b3d689ac/tumblr_mkrg99cvTi1r0ufaco2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120874629http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120874629Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedgodniall.tumblr.com/post/48491131758/i-literally-do-8-seconds-of-work-then-reward">basedgodniall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT</p> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120858491http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120858491Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62571e2b419ee07795e009ce00b1cece/tumblr_mn7oquQGet1sn3xs2o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120850754http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120850754Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a497d2bbbb81a77912644bd467cb19f/tumblr_mn6599solD1qb815co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carpr0n.tumblr.com/post/51092041578/cover-art-starring-ferrari-testarossa-by" class="tumblr_blog">carpr0n</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Cover art</strong></p> <p>Starring: Ferrari Testarossa</p> <p><span>(by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fast-autofr/8589369580">Fast-Auto.fr</a><span>)</span></p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120844384http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120844384Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:03 -0400<p><a href="http://cynicismandwhiskey.tumblr.com/post/51092103628/foreveralone-lyguy-troix" class="tumblr_blog">cynicismandwhiskey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50682041882/troix-foreveralone-lyguy">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troix.tumblr.com/post/50680248855/foreveralone-lyguy-internetexplorers-change">troix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50676756972/internetexplorers-change-the-world-today-by">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50676321165">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>change the world today by doing a thing</p> </blockquote> <p>How much thing?</p> </blockquote> <p>like 8 thing</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s too much thing</p> </blockquote> <p>But if we all pitch in, everyone only has to do one quintillionth of a thing.</p></blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120839726http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120839726Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyj9vwhZjG1qbih6so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120826137http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120826137Wed, 22 May 2013 22:49:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f100b47047287400ab72cf26d00b0dfc/tumblr_miov953ezz1qbih6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leavemeinw0nderland.tumblr.com/post/50963999803/prettygirlfood-shells-cheese-get-in-my">leavemeinw0nderland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettygirlfood.com/post/50755152080/shells-cheese">prettygirlfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shells & Cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>get in my belly</p> </blockquote>http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120822280http://thestorymyfeettell.tumblr.com/post/51120822280Wed, 22 May 2013 22:49:46 -0400